Vibrating Panties

Say, what’s that muted buzzing you hear?  Just find the woman with beads of sweat on her brow and a far-off look in her eye.  Yeah, the one with the table cloth bunched up in her hand.  Yes, sir, it’s the age of the vibrating panties!  There are few things more exciting than the secret joy of vibrating panties, or as my friend Suzanne calls them, Shaky Britches.  It’s the ultimate “down-low” toy:  Calm on the outside, wild on the inside.

Many of us have a secret fantasy life.  I personally believe the vibrating panty is the perfect way to get that secret thrill we look for in a public place.  They are perfectly discreet, giving you anywhere from mild to intense pleasure, without the person next to you having the slightest clue as to what’s going on.  One cautionary note, though.  If you’re sitting on a wooden bench, everybody else on that bench will be in on your secret pretty quickly.  Of course, that could be a thrill, too.  You can watch them try to figure out who’s buzzing the bench.  Or see, who leaves and who stays… ooh, that sounds fun!

Foxy’s Toybox offers an impressive line of vibrating panties.  Whether you want something discrete to add a little hum to your evening, or a remote control option to give your partner some say in the play.  Vibrating panties usually come with a panty made with a pocket to hold the massager.  But now days, there are options that include magnetic vibrators that attach to any garment, or strapless “thong” type panties that actually hug the crotch and hold themselves up.

As far as remote controlled vibrators go, most work up to 10 or 15 feet away.  There’s nothing like giving the remote to your partner and letting him/her control what you get and when you get it.  Like just as the waiter comes up to take your dinner order, or on the dance floor, or while the valet is helping you out of the car.  The surprises are endless.

Club Vibe2.0

My favorite remote is the ClubVibe 2.0 by OhMiBod.  Not only is it remotely controlled with five different vibration patterns, but the remote has a microphone built in.  It can be set to pulse to the dance music.  Now that’s feeling the beat!  But, best of all, it can also be actuated by your partner’s voice if you’re in a quiet enough room.  Imagine your man telling you to squirm… and you have no choice.

It’s important to note the size before ordering.  Some panties are, of course, small, medium, large, or extra-large.  Many are stretchable, to accommodate a range of sizes.  There is even a strapless thong for larger women.

One good thing about all vibrating panties is this, you can remove the device before tossing the panty into the wash.  After all, if they do their job right, you will need to wash the panties (wink).  And please, please, remember to get a good toy cleaner to keep your massager fresh and pleasant.