Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Men’s Underwear

Often times we men overlook some of the softer luxuries in life.  And, as far as I’m concerned, “silky underbritches” is due for some serious contemplation.  Yeah, yeah.  We’re too manly to talk about underwear.  “I’m a real man and only wear burlap… like my daddy before me.”  Not me, baby.  “Give me something fun under my business suit”, that’s what I say!

Men’s wear can be classified in four different categories: Lounge wear, Boxers, Briefs, and Thongs/pouches.  All of which come in handy for just the right purpose.

I’m more of a boxer man, myself.  I like the comfort and roominess.  Briefs are great for when I’m more active.  I must admit, though, I’m a bit reluctant to strap on nuthin’ but a pouch.  I keep my car and house fully insured, and I guess I feel the same way about my bits and pieces.  There is another benefit of the roominess of a good boxer.  Every now and then it’s nice to find someone’s hand rummaging around under your waistband.  It’s good to have space for them to explore, dont'cha know.

Wonder Bikini BriefThe bikini brief runs the gambit from good coverage to bad, bad play time!  Want something uncommon?  Check out Foxy’s Stretch Lace Wonder Bikini from Male Power.  Polyester and Spandex, machine washable, partner “wow”able! Show up with a pair of these on and you’re going home with a prize.

And my favorite is the marriage of boxers and briefs, the Boxer Brief.  The security of a brief with the leg length of a boxer gives me both comfort and security.  And the longer leg keeps the fabric from bunching up in places we don’t want it to go.  Nothing classier than picking a wad of cotton out of your crack in the middle of a cocktail party or sales call, eh?  The boxer brief fixes that little problem right up.

Banboo Lounge PantsI must sing the praises of a pair of nice loungers.  Just the right thing for a long weekend “staying in” with the little lady.  Just slip them on, pad down to the kitchen for a cup of coffee and a quick peek out the door for the Sunday paper, and back up for Sudoku and snuggling.

Talk about breathability, the mesh pouch by Adonis leaves little to the imagination… and much to the breeze.  Designed more for show than utility, it serves its purpose quite impressively.  Drop your robe with one of these little strips of cloth winking in the candlelight, and your partner won’t be able to keep her/his hands off of you.  Champaign not included.

Are you into saving the planet?  Foxy’s Toybox offers an impressive line of bamboo lounge pants, boxers, briefs, t-shirts and thongs.  They are a blend of 95% sustainable bamboo and 5% spandex.  Comfort, reliability, and ecological maturity… You gotta love it!

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